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2W Women's slides
  • 2W Women's slides

A must-have for the summer: these women’s slides. A pair of these will keep you comfy throughout your day of beach or pool activities, thanks to the cushioned upper strap and the textured footbed.

• Cushioned and durable faux leather upper strap
• Lightweight polyurethane (PU) outsole
• Contoured, textured footbed
• Stitched around the upper perimeter for extra durability
• Spot clean only
• Printed, cut, and handmade
• Blank product sourced from China

Important: This product is available in the following countries: United States, Canada, Australia, United Kingdom, New Zealand, Japan, Austria, Andorra, Belgium, Bulgaria, Croatia, Czech Republic, Denmark, Estonia, Finland, France, Germany, Greece, Holy See (Vatican city), Hungary, Iceland, Ireland, Italy, Latvia, Lithuania, Liechtenstein, Luxemburg, Malta, Monaco, Netherlands, Norway, Poland, Portugal, San Marino, Slovakia, Slovenia, Switzerland, Spain, Sweden, and Turkey. If your shipping address is outside these countries, please choose a different product.

Disclaimer: The shoes will have a glue-like smell when opening the box. The smell will disappear a few days after the shoes are unpacked.

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$44.50
2W Men’s slides
  • 2W Men’s slides

What’s a summer without comfy, open-toed shoes? Get yourself these men’s slides as an addition to your summery outfits. The cushioned upper strap and textured footbed make these slides an excellent choice for the season’s activities.

• Cushioned faux leather upper strap
• Lightweight polyurethane (PU) outsole
• Contoured, textured footbed
• Stitched around the upper perimeter for extra durability
• Spot clean only
• Printed, cut, and handmade
• Blank product sourced from China

Important: This product is available in the following countries: United States, Canada, Australia, United Kingdom, New Zealand, Japan, Austria, Andorra, Belgium, Bulgaria, Croatia, Czech Republic, Denmark, Estonia, Finland, France, Germany, Greece, Holy See (Vatican city), Hungary, Iceland, Ireland, Italy, Latvia, Lithuania, Liechtenstein, Luxemburg, Malta, Monaco, Netherlands, Norway, Poland, Portugal, San Marino, Slovakia, Slovenia, Switzerland, Spain, Sweden, and Turkey. If your shipping address is outside these countries, please choose a different product.

Disclaimer: The shoes will have a glue-like smell when opening the box. The smell will disappear a few days after the shoes are unpacked.

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$44.50
Punk Deluxe Hardcover Journal
  • Punk Deluxe Hardcover Journal

Smooth, stylish, and totally you—this matte hardcover journal is ready for your daily thoughts, sketches, or wild plans. 150 lined pages, tearable sheets, and a bold cover that pops.
• Matte laminated front and back cover
• 150 pages (75 sheets): lined, cream-colored, uncoated
• Cover weight: 80 lb (118 g/m²)
• Page weight: 70 lb (104 g/m²)
• Dimensions: 5.75″ × 8″ (14.6 cm × 20.3 cm)
• Perforated pages for easy tear-out
• Casewrap binding with a flexible sewn spine
• Blank product sourced and fulfilled in the US

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$16.50
Two Whatevers Logo Vintage Cotton Twill Cap
  • Two Whatevers Logo Vintage Cotton Twill Cap
  • Two Whatevers Logo Vintage Cotton Twill Cap

Hey, hey Baby Things! It's the Dad Cap your dad only wished he had had. In case you missed it, dad caps are no longer just for dads. Other humans and their festive companions may also wear them proudly. This one's really special thanks to the intricate embroidery detail and the vintage feel. Priced in homage to Tom Waits' Blue Valentine. IYKYK. Washed up? NAH. Washed out? YEAH!

• 100% cotton twill
• 6-panel unstructured cap with a low profile
• 6 sewn eyelets
• Metal snap buckle with an antique brass finish
• Washed-out vintage effect

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. But you will receive 100 Cosmic Aura Points immediately upon purchase, courtesy of Thing 2 at no extra charge.

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$35.00
Seven Chihuahuas All in Trucker Hats "2W" Unisex Hoodie
  • Seven Chihuahuas All in Trucker Hats "2W" Unisex Hoodie
  • Seven Chihuahuas All in Trucker Hats "2W" Unisex Hoodie
  • Seven Chihuahuas All in Trucker Hats "2W" Unisex Hoodie
  • Seven Chihuahuas All in Trucker Hats "2W" Unisex Hoodie
  • Seven Chihuahuas All in Trucker Hats "2W" Unisex Hoodie
  • Seven Chihuahuas All in Trucker Hats "2W" Unisex Hoodie
  • Seven Chihuahuas All in Trucker Hats "2W" Unisex Hoodie
  • Seven Chihuahuas All in Trucker Hats "2W" Unisex Hoodie
  • Seven Chihuahuas All in Trucker Hats "2W" Unisex Hoodie
  • Seven Chihuahuas All in Trucker Hats "2W" Unisex Hoodie

Seven Shivering Chihuahuas All in Trucker Hats* with the 2-Dub logo? It's. Just. Too. CUTE.
*See the seventh song on the Road Trip album. Thing 2 instructs you: Know Your Scripture!

• 50% pre-shrunk cotton, 50% polyester
• Soft feel and reduced pilling
• Double-lined hood with matching drawcord
• 1 × 1 athletic rib-knit cuffs and waistband with spandex (80's hair-metal devotees rejoice!)
• Front pouch pocket to store your secrets in. You know you have them.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Thing 2 instructs you to consider: the joy of anticipation is half the fun, anyway.

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Embroidered Beanie
  • Embroidered Beanie
  • Embroidered Beanie
  • Embroidered Beanie

Wow! It's a Two Whatevers beanie! Killer beanie, Baby Thing.

• 60% cotton, 40% acrylic
• Breathable cotton blend. Don't worry. It doesn't actually breathe on you. I think that means that it's capable of allowing you yourself to breath--through your head(?!)--as you wear it. Which sounds nice. But, gosh, people say the darndest things.
• Form-fitting shape. Depends on the form. Honestly I can think of a lot of forms it don't fit.
• One size fits most, or some. Depends on the planet.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Two Whatevers understand that patience is a virtue. We don't have any, but we're happy you do!

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$30.00
Two Whatevers "Seven Shivering Chihuahuas" Coffee Cup
  • Two Whatevers "Seven Shivering Chihuahuas" Coffee Cup

Listen, Papi Chulo: Thing 1 Policy #AB69402 states: "Enjoy hot beverages while reflecting on life with seven shivering Chihuahuas, all in trucker hats, gloriously emblazoned on a ceramic, dishwasher-safe and microwave-safe cup. The joy. The pain. The insurance premiums. It's all in there--if only you take the time to sip and reflect."

• Ceramic. Dishwasher and microwave safe
• 11 oz mug dimensions: 3.8″ (9.6 cm) in height, 3.2″ (8.2 cm) in diameter

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. We're terribly sorry: we're instant gratification creatures too...

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$20.00
Two Whatevers Zombie Baby Things Coffee Cup
  • Two Whatevers Zombie Baby Things Coffee Cup

Listen, Papi Chulo: Thing 1 Policy #AB69402 states: "Enjoy hot beverages while reflecting on life with seven shivering Chihuahuas, all in trucker hats, gloriously emblazoned on a ceramic, dishwasher-safe and microwave-safe cup. The joy. The pain. The insurance premiums. It's all in there--if only you take the time to sip and reflect."

• Ceramic. Dishwasher and microwave safe
• 11 oz mug dimensions: 3.8″ (9.6 cm) in height, 3.2″ (8.2 cm) in diameter

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. We're terribly sorry: we're instant gratification creatures too...

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V-Neck T-Shirt--Road Trip Commemorative Tour of the Universe
  • V-Neck T-Shirt--Road Trip Commemorative Tour of the Universe
  • V-Neck T-Shirt--Road Trip Commemorative Tour of the Universe

This Road Trip Commemorative Tour of the Universe V-Neck T-Shirt is fully compliant with the Molotov Cocktail Club’s strict dress code. That includes: No beards, plaid, faith-healers, or excitable golfers allowed. The Molotov Cocktail Club is fully authorized and ordained, with a staff of credentialed occasional mystics and other Highly Qualified Individuals from the super-terrestrial plane all standing by to welcome you for its quarterly ritualistic aura-fest, sanitized and audited by government officials for your protection. Escape while you still can in this Two Whatevers Cloak Of Rockability--it even works in the Fifth Dimension!

• 100% combed ring-spun cotton
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Nice fit, Posh Spice!

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. 10,000 aura points immediately assigned to your Universal General Ledger. (Right where no blockchain trolls can get them.)

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$27.00

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