Lyrics

All my life I wanted to be a bank robber
Carry a gun and wear a mask
I guess I must be blessed
‘Cause they all said I'm the best
Bank robber in the whole Midwest
And I sure am happy now
I sure am happy

My friends only wanted
To pick a little pocket
But I like to say it to your face, now buddy
So stick ‘em up, sonny
I love to steal people’s money
And I sure am happy
I sure am happy now
Sure am happy

Now small timers get into it
Come along and ruin it
Screwin’ it up for everbody
So I shot ‘em all dead you see
And now it’s just me
And ohh I sure am happy
I sure am happy
I sure am happy now

All my life I wanted to be a bank robber
Carry a gun and wear a mask
Now all I can confess
Is I’m about the best
Bank robber in the whole Midwest
And I sure am happy now
Oh I sure am happy