Lyrics

Incorrect club: CBGB
The Correct Club: Right where you see me
Viper Room, Limelight: fuck off
Get down tonight at the Molotov

To get yourself a ticket stub
Give the doorman a fatty boombalatty and a rub

The revolution is televised live
It’s Once-a-Lifetime…every night
At the Molotov Cocktail Club
Molotov Cocktail Club

There’s Howie Pyro and Smutty Sauced
And some Teddy Boys who must be lost
Half the line is underage
All full of joy, all full of rage

You burn so bright, you love to tell
About the night, like it’s yours to sell

You wear a pimp costume
As if you hadn’t rented it
You talk about the ladies’ room
As if you just invented it

Don’t look now but you just found
Some amphetamine and middle ground
Between insight and oblivion
And the last rites of the Branch Davidians

You sleep ‘til two, hip hop ‘til ten
You pop a pill, do it again

Hit the smack, Jack, have a Sazerac
A heart attack and a head crack
We keep coming back to the Molotov to the Molotov to the Molotov
Molotov Cocktail Club
Molotov Cocktail Club
Molotov Cocktail Club