Lyrics

Take a knife, spread the Content

Take a straw, suck the Content

Click bait, tune in, drop out

This is what it’s all about

Don’t fill up on junk, you little punk

Save it for the Content

Now smile for the camera, son

In college I majored in Content

Like Einstein’s theory I’m relevant

Michelangelo bust, tight butt

I reviewed that nude (gave it a C plus)

A sonata by Bach, it rocks

Did a foxtrot, had a thought, it came and went

Teacher said it’s called “Content”

Pretty little lady in a topless Mercedes 

Sipping a refreshing dragon fruit boba

Drive around town getting down

On the scene, what a ring, bling bling

Dig her rock, home address Fort Knox

Nah she chill once you get to know her

Baby let’s take a ride to the countryside 

Make a date, hitch a double wide

See the scenic side of the Content

Show me yours and I’ll show you my bare insides

Chilly girl take my jacket 

Got a pic-a-nic basket

Radio make a racket, got a New Car Scent

Don’t miss it, try the brisket, dip it in the Content

Baby come up to my apartment 

Check out Little Miss Innocent

Mmm my record shelf that should sell itself

Have another beer, things get a little weird, don’t fear

Now your lipstick’s smeared
Baby shake it over here, take a hit, take a hint

Check out the full extent
Of my Content

Baby dig my licks, I shred

But I’ll keep it quick like Texas Sex Ed 

Pet it and it purrs
Don’t say another word
Little feet pitter patter but no matter 

Now we’re proud parents of 

A brand-new baby Content

That should pay the rent

Watch him whine, watch him roar

Go door-to-door, spread the good word more

Everywhere, in the numinous air, 

Can you feel the awe we share (nice hair)

At the Content?

Mmm that Gemini guy’s really into my Content
(That’s wise)

You see, quality takes a commitment

The Moon and Mars, the Sun and Stars

Everybody in every bar is now banging hard 

To my Content

Made it big time, Mr Universal rhyme

Got real, got a record deal 

Got paid a dime, it’s a steal

What’s yours is mine

Wanna let it ride, let The Dude abide
That’s not a contract, it’s Content

Like Donny you’re outta your element

Think of a number son 

Between nothing and none: 

That’s your Content

Now let’s do a little math, bro

Multiply the bozos

Divide by zero 

And what do you know
Plain as Clark Kent,it equals Content

Baby don’t act like you don’t like it

Smile for the camera, son

All the kids wanna cruise and jam
I can’t lose
Why don’t you climb into my van?
Let me explain it to you on a bar chart

Hit the Kwiki Mart

Fill a shopping cart

With Pop Tarts, fake art, A half a poem I stole 

And a whole human soul for rent

It’s all Content