Lyrics

Now The Raggedy Man, he knows most rhymes
And he'll tell you one or two if you share your wine,
About a pretty little rich girl, clever and sweet
Who said, "All the boys in Chicago go crazy over me"

Strawberry shortcake, Huckleberry pie
"Where will I find my lucky guy?"
Susie said
M-I crooked letter
Crooked letter I
Crooked letter
Crooked letter I
Humpback humpback I
Mississippi!

When Susie got to Tupelo, what did she do?
Took a tugboat to Biloxi to see the boys who
Could take her on a speedboat and ring her bell
The boat went to heaven and Susie went to…

Hello Operator hook me up fast
If you disconnect me, I’ll kick your…

Acid trips and margarita mix
The boys are in the bathroom, pulling on their…

Dickens wrote "Oliver Twist"
Now he’s hiding in the park watching
Susie and her boyfriend kiss
In the dark, dark, dark, dark

Such a pretty thing, Susie didn’t want to die
When she went into the woods to kiss my guy
Made a mistake and kissed a snake
How many doctors will it take?
One, two, three, four

Ice cream, soda pop, cherry on top
Who is your girlfriend? I forgot
Is it A, B, C, D
Is it her or is it me?

Lizzie Borden took an axe
And gave her mother forty whacks
When she saw what she had done
She gave her father forty-one
Now I ain't Lizzie, and Lizzie ain't me...
But take my boyfriend and wait and see